READING THE SIGNS

I was reading my round of blogs last night and ran across a posting on "most memorable church signs." I've seen some really thought provoking ones over the years, but committed little to none of them to memory. But here are some from people who did:

"No God. No Peace. Know God. Know Peace."

"Sign broken. Come Inside for Message."

"Pray Until Something Happens."

"Don’t Make Me Come Down There – God."

"Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water."

"Stop, drop and roll won’t work in hell."

"If you don’t believe in God you better KNOW hell doesn’t exist."

"Soul Food served here."

"Staying in bed shouting, “Oh God!” does NOT constitute going to church.”

"God answers knee-mail"

"Got faith?"

"Praying. It does a body good."

...and one I managed to recall:

"God invested in you. Have you shown him any interest?"


Okay just a few more (source)


"Does life stink? We have a pew for you!"

"What kind of person does God use? Details Sunday at 11:00 AM"

"Many who seek God at the eleventh hour die at 10:30."

"Prayer. The Best Wireless Connection."

"Cars are not the only thing being recalled by their maker."

"Swallowing pride will never give you indigestion."

"How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-Smoking?"

"Come in and let us prepare you for Finals."